"Ah music.  A magic beyond all we do here!" - Albus Dumbledore

"Talent is...nothing without the strength to back it up." - Ephram  Brown

"Expect everything, I always say, and the unexpected never happens." - The Whether Man from Phantom Tollbooth

"If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world." - Thorin Oakenshield from The Hobbit

"I'm only gonna sing this one more time.  If you want it to be possessive, it's just I-T-S.  But if it's supposed to be a contraction, then it's I-T-apostrophe-S, scalawag" - Strong Bad

"For some reason, I continue to opt for honesty, despite mounting evidence that it's inexorably transforming me into an old woman alone in a one-room apartment filled with 30-year-old newspapers and cats." - Daria Morgendorfer

"Stand firm for what you believe in, until and unless logic and experience prove you wrong.  Remember, when the emperor looks naked, the emperor is naked.  The truth and a lie are not sort of the same thing.  And there is no aspect, no facet, no moment in life that can't be improved with pizza." - Daria Morgendorfer

"They profiled who they think is responsible for the anthrax.  And the FBI, after some long deliberations, they profiled...this is what they cme up with for the profile of the anthrax culprit: male, hostile, bit of a loner, access to lab equipment.  I was like what?!  Curveball!  I thought it was Carol from the Olive Garden." - Janeane Garofalo

"It's a great thing when you realize you still have the ability to surprise yourself" - Lester Burnham from American Beauty

"Duct tape is like The Force.  It has a light side, and it holds the universe together." - Carl Zwanzig

"I'd go nuts if I had to work in an office all day." - Enid from Ghost World

"If you ask me there's not enough blue food." - Mark Darcy from Bridget Jones' Diary

"Oh boy, sleep!  That's where I'm a Viking." - Ralph Wiggum

"People who make music together cannot be enemies, at least while the music lasts." - Paul Hindemith

"The high note is not the only thing." - Placido Domingo

"Study Bach.  There you will find everything." - Johannes Brahms

"I can't listen to that much Wagner.  I start getting the urge to conquer Poland." - Woody Allen

"What is best in music is not to be found in the notes." - Gustav Mahler

"Music is like this pure thing that exists for its own sake...just to make something perfect for no other reason than to show the world can hold it." - Ephram Brown

"You pick up a piece of music, you don't say 'How can I fix this?'  You say, 'How can I make this shine?'  That's your job as a player!  If you can't do that, then move over to another profession!" - Will Cleveland

"I understand that music is a great means of communication and the universal language, and I want to spread a positive message to whomever is willing to listen." - Anwar Robinson from American Idol

"If you were really my friend you would have pockets." - Eliza Thornberry

"I have no patience for lactose, and I won't stand for it!" - Jerry Seinfeld

"Supermodels.  Ha!  Nothing super about them.  Spoiled, stupid, litle stick figures with poofy lips who think only about themselves.  Feh!" - Edna Mode (from the Incredibles)

"I never look back, darling.  It distracts me from the now." - Edna Mode again.

"Luck favors the prepared." - Last Edna quote, I promise

"We simply are not equipped with earlids." - Marshall McLuhan

"Problem is just a bleak word for challenge." - Richard Fish (From Ally McBeal)

"The hardest thing to do is to be true to yourself, especially when everybody is watching" - Dave Chapelle

"I want cheese and cheese - related things. No, eggs and fries. With cheese on everything." - Claire Colburn from Elizabethtown =)

'Life's too short to work wtih bad people" - Zach Braff

"You can't faiil if you never give up." - Stephen from Last Kiss

"If you're tired of sour cream, you're tired of life, in my opinion" - Garrison Keillor

"I give up! My face is in the butter!" - Alex Fletcher from Music & Lyrics. I just thought this was a funny quote and I'm trying to make it catch on as a common phrase. It's not working so far.